Drunken ramblings of the entertainment world.
So. I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use this meme, thing, that I made. I’ve put it on my Facebook page a couple of [more…]
So. Today. This day. When this rambling is published, which, obviously, wasn’t the day it was written ))but it’s not TOO far away either) marks [more…]
OH NOEZ~! HERE IZ SPOILZ~1 AND STUFFS~! AND THINGS~! AND WORDS~! No. Forrealz. There’s gonna be sporatic spoilers throughout this whole rambling. So. SPOILERS. AFTER. [more…]
So. Like. What’s there to say right? Once upon a 2013 or so. I lost my shit over Ben Affleck being cast as Batmann. I [more…]
So. Yeah man. Welcome to a nother installment of “Rapid Fire Reviews.” Where I, you know, revie things. Rapidly. Or. Like. “rapidly,” as possible and [more…]
Man. I’ve been to Europe. Right? I’ve seent and been too the top of the Eiffel Tower, walked around the top of if, quicly (cause [more…]
Dude. Why do you, dear rich, business person hate Christmas so much? You. You capitalist. Wnating to make money. Under the guidelines of the American [more…]
OH YEAH… AND… PROBABLY *SPOILERS* THROUGHOUT THIS RAMBLING. CAUTION? dRed Dead Redemption II is a video game. Developed by Rockstar Games. Published by TakeTwo Entertainment. [more…]
Ifeel God awful writing this. Because. Like. I don’t have some sort of, “OMG~! Stan Lee changed my life~!” kinda story, you know? I’ve never [more…]
Last year. Probably around the thime season four was released. I finally watched the show, Bojack Horseman. And dude. I wasn’t disappointed right? Aaron Paul’s [more…]
Yeah man. I know. This rambling is like. Month’s too old at this point. As in. I should have done this rambling a month before [more…]
By and large? I’m a cunt. Mostly because. This rambling is going to contradict most things I’ve said over the past couple of years. Kinda. [more…]
Dude. This is being written as a quick, “awesome” rambling. Right? Like. Over the past… ovber seven yearts. I SHOULD have done this rambling before. [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
