Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
And so brothers. Sisters. People of all… humanity… Rockstar Games. The subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, have finally brought to you the trailer for the sixth [more…]
Well… obviously, yes. 2022 is over now. But. Just… This rambling’s styill gonnsa be awesome. I don’t even care. Basically? This is going to be [more…]
…kinda. Hi. Hello there. It’s me wrting. You know. me in 2022. And I mean. You know this because I’m writing big ole sentences, nay, [more…]
Where do I begin? Seeing as this, 2022, is the year I’ve designated as the “Year of Top 10s,” merhaps I should start with this: [more…]
Dude? Will Chris Pratt be a good Mario? I’ve got no idea. As a Batman expert, I’ve learned that you can’t judge an actor by [more…]
Well man… outside of a couple of tweets that I wrote, some livestreams that I did that nobody watched, and an upcoming podcast that’s gonna [more…]
Akin to what I said for *MY* “Last of Us Part II Spoilers,” This rambling? What happenes is… my predictions. This is just my best [more…]
ALSO: At some point here, I’m gonna be naming numbers, prices, etc., of things at launch (in the 2004-2008 range). All of that? It’s gonna [more…]
I mean. I think I’ve made my thoughts on ecomonics perfectly clear. I’m an anarcho-capitalist. Wholeheartedly. The Freemarket is the best market. Get the government [more…]
Guys? Legit? I’m just hanging on by a thread. I just need some fun. SDome good times. Some friendly… things. Happening. You know? So… allow [more…]
So. I mean. First thing’s first. Lemme lead with my mistakes. Glenn Beck style. Or something. The truth lives here. Lolz. Abby isn’t transgendered. I [more…]
EDIT: 7/11/2020: I’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. A “retroactive edit” or whatever. But. I got something, TOTALLY wrong in this rambling. I clarified it here: [more…]
There was a time when stillness meant peace. When sitting still meant you’d earned a break. When silence wasn’t compliance, just rest. That version of [more…]
Now. I’m pretty sure this is my first real rambling (future Ryan’s note: check my last rambling) this whole year, right? Kana’s basically taken over [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
