Drunken ramblings of the entertainment world.
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
This should probably be a designated “QUICK RAMBLING.” But. Nah. WAY too many people Podcastyness. Are getting hundreds of thosands of views and shit. Based [more…]
It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]
Jesus Christ. It’s been WAY TOO FUCKING LONG since I’ve done someything fun like this, yopu know? No “agenda” No…. I dunno… continuity? Just. Boom. [more…]
Dude… I just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for the first time.. And klike… immediatled? I thought of Newcastle. And Keegan. That sonummagun… [more…]
Well… obviously, yes. 2022 is over now. But. Just… This rambling’s styill gonnsa be awesome. I don’t even care. Basically? This is going to be [more…]
Yeah man… a lot like my top 10 horror/slasher movies… I’m pretty sure that I did the same bit in the podcasts of yesteryear, where [more…]
Damn it, Jon Favreuea/// why’d you have to riop off Christopher Sopranao?! You lazy asshole. I bet Christopher gave you all of the ideas for [more…]
HOT TAKE TIME! GUESS WHAT BOYS?! Tim Allen was just going insane the whole time. UP TOP! Jesus Christ. Again… referring back to my old [more…]
I mean… I don’t think I need to say MUCH moredo I? Pledge of allegienace? National Anthem? Fucking Colin Kapearnicka! Such a piece of shit… [more…]
Say what you will… But… Lex Luthor is the role Kevin Spacey was born to play. That’s right. We’re starting this ramling off with a [more…]
It’s a bruh bra for your bro bruh! I mean… I’ve said time and time again that, more than likely, Titanic is the movie that [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
