Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It is nineteen ninety nine nine na nine. It [more…]
Weird. I know. But we’re gathered here today to discuss the lore of Maewyn Succat. The Romano-Brittano0-sinetgubg-born would-be saint given the name Saint Patrick. Did [more…]
I wanted to hold off on this rambling until June for the obvious, “BLAH~! Father’s Day~!” reasons. But. I. Absolutely need to do this now. [more…]
On this day. I see clearly. But I don’t. At all. tbf. I just wanted to start this off by saying something akin to… like… [more…]
That’s the closesty that the “mainstream:” movie-going audience has gotten to an awesome story involving Bat,an’s boy-wonder sidekick. Don’t get me wrong. I love that [more…]
Still hasn’t gotten better than this… STFU Fight Forever! For… plenty-a reason, right? I’m not sure if this is true or not. But I heard [more…]
The deals? You know them. These are hauku things. That happem. Every year. You’ve seent them. I’ve wirtten them. We’ve been here before. Like Always. [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
