DC’s Worlds

By and large?

I’m a cunt. Mostly because. This rambling is going to contradict most things I’ve said over the past couple of years. Kinda. Plus. You now.  I don’t know what the hell I want. I don’t know what the hell I like anymore, really.

But. I’l digrest for now.

So San Diaego Comic Con happened. In 2018. You know. Post. Justice Leage (which I’m watching right now foreals, since the first full timer I’ve seen it since the theater) Post-the desaster that DC’s movies have apparently been. And all that. Cause. Everything.

Post-everthing. Ever.

And. Basically.

DC’s like, “Yeah guys., We’re gonna keep doing things. But we’re gonna make them more awesome by NOT conforming to movie media norms! RIGHT! YEEEEAAAA-HA-AH!

Like. Everything I’m about to say is going to contradcit most htings I’ve almost ever said. Right? But this move. To “Worlds of DC.” It’s going to fuck things up beyond repare. Right? At least. That’s whyat I’m NOW seeing.

Dude. For the love of anything Holy.

“Mainstream,” general audience type of cunts are STILL like, “WHY DID YOU RECAST BATMAN WITH BEN AFFLECK?! CHRISTIAN BALE WAS THE PERFECT BATMAN! MAKE ANOTHER CHRISTOPHER NOLAN/CHRISTIAN BALE MOVIE! DUH?! THAT’S WHAT WE WANNA SEE! HOW HARD IS THAT HOLLYWOOD! GTFO, RIGHT?!”

And such. You know?

“WE LOVED CHRISTIAN BALE! GIVE US MORE OF THOSE MOVIES! WHO’SE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN?!”

That’s probably a more accurate example. But yeah.

“We don’t have to recognize this world. We just have to save it.”
-Batfleck. 2017. In Justice League.

Quick sidenote. I fucking love that quote. For. uyouknow. what should be obvious reasons at this point.

But yeah. This is STILL a problem. In 2018.

So…

What’s DC’s answer to fix this mainsteam problem?

HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT! WE’RE MAKING A 1980’S CENTRIC “Joker Origin, kinda” MOVIE! AND IT’S STARRING JOAQUIN PHOENIX! I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW… LETO’S JOKER STILL AND HE’S GONNA BE JOKER IN THE Sirens MOVIE THING, THAT’S HAPPENING. BUT WHO CARES?! WE ARE THE Worlds of DC WER’E GONNE BE AWESOME!

Agaom. In theory. This is all cool. Like I’ve been saying since 2012 or whatever.

It WOULD be cool if we had a mainstream, like… movie setupness where you could just be like. BAM! THIS IS CHRISTOPHERE NOLAN’S TAKE ON BATMAN! BOOM! HERE’S ZACK SNYDER’S! BOOM! HERE’S MATT REEVE’S!

But. Man. WQe’re obviously not there.

But now. You know.

Ready or not here come the “elseworlds!”

Again., Like I’ve said since 2012ishness… It’s awesome.

But man.

Me. Being comic booky as well. I still HATE the fact that there’s “three Jokers” now, apparently. Right?

An d ow. We;re getting like… two Joker.s One’s starring in Suicide Squad‘s Sequel, thing called “Sirens” or whatever. With Jerod Letoid. And there’s gonna be another with a 1980’s Joker Origin Movie starring Jaoquin Phoenix. And such.

And… we’re getting multiverses.

Hell. The Wonder Woman sequel. Is… Wonder Wo,an 1984. Apparently.Mostly, it’s just paying attention to the first Wonder Woman movie. Nothing else. Not Justice League. Not batman v. Superman. Nothing.

Shazam. Is not conectherd to anything. Nothing. Right.

Wait. This is in the Shazam Trailer?

I mean.

Othewr than Shazam. We’ve got Wonder Woman 1984. And…

You know.


Aquaman who doesn’t just talk to fish, don’t you know!

And… while there’re a;ll connected… They’re not. Right?

Because. WORTLDSA!

Or.. you know… WORLDS OF DC!~

AND SUCH!

And. Just.

man.

I don’t know.

I have no idea at a;; anmymore.

Like I said at the begining of this rambling thing here. Motherfuuckings are still like, “Dude, Christian Bale was the best Batman ever~! Why did Ben Affleck replace him?!”

And now. We’re expecting. Maintream audiences to accept that Herod Leto is The Joker. But Jpaquin Phoenix is also the Joker. Origins. 1980’s. Somethingt to do with Thomas Wayne as Batman as well, apparently? Movie. Things. Happening.

But. Hey. WORLDS OF DC!

Which. Yeha man. That COULD make snse. If done right.

Like. The Flash from that God-awfiu; CW show realizes, “WAITAMINUTE~! THERE’S A BARRY ALLEN HAPPENING TOO?! IN ANOTHER WORLD THING?!”

And that Barry Allen is Ezra. Person. Things.

And.

Just.

Ufgh.

More words I should say about ALL of this. But fuck it at this point.

Oh yeah. And. FORREALS. If you NOTICED tht Superman had a mustache throughout the Justice League movie. You’re  spastic, autistic cunt., Period

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