It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]
DRUNKEN WATCHING OF: From Dusk Till Dawn
It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]
QUICK RAMBLING: About John Cena
Nevermind rthe fact that I’ve got no idea who Solo Sikoa is meant to be competing against at Crown Jewel based on that “featured image” [more…]
Something Youtube This Way Comes and Propaganda
DISCLAIMER: Typos. Drunk. Stuffs. Just like last time. But more typos now cause I don’t care as much about this one. BUT… still DO care. [more…]
Humanity is Better Than This
DISCLAIMER: Hi, hello. Bottom line. I’m actually trying again. Whoops. Whoopsie. Look. Dude. I’m no one. I don’t matter. I should have been unalived years [more…]
This is not Sustainable or About the Inflation or Since I Don’t Write Anything Important Anymore
DISCLAIMER: I am drunk. But this is one of those rare times where I wanna be as serious as I can. Merhaps there’s going to [more…]
Me: Chapter Ten – The House I Grew Up In
Because I don’y care about how my sentences end. Because I’m a human being. Not a grammar robot. As much as I do enjouy me [more…]
About Windham
Windham Rotunda was a man that was one year my senior. From everything that I know and have heard of him, he was a creative [more…]
Rapid Fire Reviews — Part Douze
Jesus Christ. It’s been WAY TOO FUCKING LONG since I’ve done someything fun like this, yopu know? No “agenda” No…. I dunno… continuity? Just. Boom. [more…]
Me: Chapter Nine – I Am Jorban or My Sports Story…?
Da da da DUT da DUH! CJARGE! da da da DUT da DUH! CHARGE! “Mom?” I asked. “Who;’;s Charge?” I’m pretty sure it was her [more…]
Me: Chapter Eight – Ad Victoriam!
So. Once again. I come to you in dire need. Or something. No. All’s I’m trying to say is that writing this has been even [more…]
QUICK RAMBLING: The Throne for Silicon… The Battley in the Valley… The Steve Jobs Memorial Cup
Akk;s I know, bruh… Is that. Homedudes are abhout to throw hands. And I’m all about this life. The world needs to make this a [more…]
Me: Chapter Seven – Hardening Woods or The Hardest Rambling I’ve Ever Written
TAKE ONE: This is where it gets “real.” And this’ll be a long’n. Probably the longest rambling ever. So buckle up. Also. This is where [more…]
Me: Chapter Six – Wrestling Begins
So… Uihh… this is a good stop gap, I think? This is a good place to begin something that doesn’t end. But began somewheres around [more…]