Robert Downey Jr. is back BAYBEEEEEE!~ Alright. Shut uop, Die Hard. Like. Shuit. ALL TJHE WAY UP, dude. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, [more…]
Boom. I figuted it out. Lidna. I love. Love. Love. Love. Doing the “12 days of a Drunken Mess,” right? But you know… since… this [more…]
So… It’s possible that these are my last words again? Who knows. Probably not. But. Possibility’s there. And. I mean. Without going into SOOOO many [more…]
According to the researxch that I’ve been basing the chonologicalness of top 10s I’ve written in the past… this is pretty much the next rambling [more…]
Dude deserves… WAY better… than whatever this rambling is about to be… Kevin Conroy. The voice of Batman from 1992-2022… basically… He died. Today. Or… [more…]
So yeah… last weekish. I wrote one of the better ramblings I’ve done in a while, I think anyway. Certainly it was the most fun. [more…]
…kinda. Hi. Hello there. It’s me wrting. You know. me in 2022. And I mean. You know this because I’m writing big ole sentences, nay, [more…]
I don’t know if you know this or not. But like. A few years ago? I used to do this weekly podcasty thing. It lasted [more…]
So. I passed out tonight (time is relative) because sleeping and I don’t have a healthy relationsip, right? Shortly after I wake up, the thought [more…]
I mean… No matter what I sdo… No matter how I try to do any sort of sugarcoating… This boils down to the women that [more…]
As I write this, it’s still today for me. Whaty is time anyways, right? And today. Today wasy historic. July 22, 2022. Vince McMahon. Entrepenuer, [more…]
Where do I begin? Seeing as this, 2022, is the year I’ve designated as the “Year of Top 10s,” merhaps I should start with this: [more…]
And so… It’s already come to this. Basically… The WHOLE damn reason why I decided to make this year, 20202, the “Year of the Top [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
