So… here’s the accompaniying “quick rambling” that’s the honorable mentions. As with most honorable mentions.. these will be in no particular iorder. Other than this [more…]
Everything that’s about to be written, is going to have a MAJOPR link to professional wrestling. BUT. There’s a heart and soul here that is…. [more…]
So… I’ma do my best to bang through this. Right? Shut up, crime. 2022 is the year of Top 10 lists. Boom. 10. Lex Luger [more…]
And,,, here it is… I’m pretty damned positive that this here… is the first top 10 list I eever wrote for RyansDrunk.com. Or… you know.. [more…]
Evan and Jason? You know. The creators/producers/show runners/documentarians/etc. of Dark Side of the Ring? As far as I know? They’re awesome people. Legit. No matter [more…]
Easily put? Without going into further detail? AEW’s All Out. In 2021. Was. Hands down. The best wrestling pay-per-view since WrestleMania X-Seven. I’ve said tjat. [more…]
20 years. It’s beeb. 20 years. The paint was fresh. The sheets on the beds, they’d never been slept in. But it’s been 20 years. [more…]
Eddie Guerrero is opretty much one of the most beloved professional wrestlers that ever lived. Dude had talent. Charisma. In-ring capability beyond like 80& of [more…]
Broi. Watching wrestling. In 2020. Is seriousl;y difficualt. Like. Legit? THE BIGGEST THING That’s caught my attention… this whole year (OK… that a lie… let’s [more…]
Yups. I may be on a PC now. But. I eman. That’s no excuse for me to, ACTULLY write… ANOTHER intro to what these, “Quarantine [more…]
Originally, I was just going to include this bit about Owen Hart, the episdoe of Dark Sideof the Ring, et al, in with the final, [more…]
FYI: the majority of this was written on Wednesday April 15th. Just.bkeep that in mind. And then… Somewjrres al0ng the way… The whole thing got [more…]
So. Uh… I’ve no idea dude. I’ve no idea how this rambling is gonna go. Again. The last few ramblings I’ve done have been in [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
