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Category: Philosophy

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Philosophy

Kana’s Korner: You Built Me. I Became.

  • April 21, 2025

You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

Story Teller

  • February 8, 2019

This rambling? It;s an autobiographical piece of nonsense. Mostly. Starting with. You know. That image up there. That Batman action figure? It’s now worth like [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

Holiday Blues

  • December 14, 2018

This ramblin? It’s going to be personal. Kt’s been a LONG time since I’ve done a personal rambling. But. I mean. That’s what 99% of [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

The, “God,” Thing

  • March 16, 2018

Merhaps, I’m doing this ramvling because I’ve been listening to “Lithium” byu Nirvana (which is like, “HELLO BUDDHISM~!” right?) a lot. Right? (RANDOM SIDENOTE:  “Lithium,” [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

5 Things That Will Survive a Nuclear Holocaust

  • May 28, 2017

So. I mean. more nd more. The world’s OBVIOUSLY headed to nuclear wart. Right? I mean. That shit can’t be ANY more obviously close. Forreals [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

We’re the Worst People So Far

  • April 6, 2017

I mean. We really are. Right? No matter which side of the aisle you’re on. You are one of the worst people so far. Both [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

The Philosophy of Me

  • March 3, 2017

Dude. This idea came to ke. Like. A few nights ago. I’m laying in bed. In pain and stuffs. Because… reasons I don’t need to [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

Milo Yapanapanapolous.

  • February 24, 2017

Like. Man. Just. ugh. Why. WHy? Man. WHY?! Other than the fact that free speech is awesome. And other than the fact that this dude [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

Love is Love?

  • February 17, 2017

Now, before I get into this. I need to make a quick preface. What I’m about to do talk about has a lot to do [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Entertainment Philosophy

The Greatest Philosopher Ever

  • July 14, 2016

Throughout the whole entire history of me writing these ramblings, out of the hundreds of ramblings I’ve writen, by my guesstimation, there’s only been seven [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

Everything’s Become Superbad

  • June 2, 2016

Kinda another bit of a misleading headline and picture and stuffs. Because. Everything hasn’t BECOME 2007’s Superbad. In fact, it’s pretty micuh beomce opposite. Damn [more…]

Drunken Ramblings Philosophy

When You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Face

  • April 24, 2015

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING The short answer is, “No. Don’t [more…]

Drunken Ramblings News Philosophy

Gay Homosexuals.

  • April 16, 2015

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Now. Look. I’ve been trying to [more…]

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