HOT TAKE TIME! GUESS WHAT BOYS?! Tim Allen was just going insane the whole time. UP TOP! Jesus Christ. Again… referring back to my old [more…]
I mean… I don’t think I need to say MUCH moredo I? Pledge of allegienace? National Anthem? Fucking Colin Kapearnicka! Such a piece of shit… [more…]
Say what you will… But… Lex Luthor is the role Kevin Spacey was born to play. That’s right. We’re starting this ramling off with a [more…]
It’s a bruh bra for your bro bruh! I mean… I’ve said time and time again that, more than likely, Titanic is the movie that [more…]
Who knew that all you needed was Kuyrt Russel as Santa to make an awesome Christmas movie? Yeah dude. Christmass Chronicles is legit. Chris Coloumbus [more…]
d Easily? This is one of Nic Cage’s vest acting jobs. I mean. It goes… Kick Ass… And thend this. The Family Man. Merhaps thatr [more…]
Ralphie! Wait for me! Guys! Wait! I mean… I really don’y care about this movie. Like… at all… But a certain someone, you know who [more…]
Robert Downey Jr. is back BAYBEEEEEE!~ Alright. Shut uop, Die Hard. Like. Shuit. ALL TJHE WAY UP, dude. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, [more…]
Boom. I figuted it out. Lidna. I love. Love. Love. Love. Doing the “12 days of a Drunken Mess,” right? But you know… since… this [more…]
According to the researxch that I’ve been basing the chonologicalness of top 10s I’ve written in the past… this is pretty much the next rambling [more…]
Dude deserves… WAY better… than whatever this rambling is about to be… Kevin Conroy. The voice of Batman from 1992-2022… basically… He died. Today. Or… [more…]
So yeah… last weekish. I wrote one of the better ramblings I’ve done in a while, I think anyway. Certainly it was the most fun. [more…]
…kinda. Hi. Hello there. It’s me wrting. You know. me in 2022. And I mean. You know this because I’m writing big ole sentences, nay, [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
