Dude? Will Chris Pratt be a good Mario? I’ve got no idea. As a Batman expert, I’ve learned that you can’t judge an actor by [more…]
Evan and Jason? You know. The creators/producers/show runners/documentarians/etc. of Dark Side of the Ring? As far as I know? They’re awesome people. Legit. No matter [more…]
Let’s go back. Back to a time when things made sense. It’s aroun 2005,,, I’m a junior… about to be a senior in high school. [more…]
Let’s start with this, dude. “Cancel culture,” Is RIGHT up there with the word, “blog,” I fuckign hate it. I hate it the way that [more…]
Well man… outside of a couple of tweets that I wrote, some livestreams that I did that nobody watched, and an upcoming podcast that’s gonna [more…]
I remember being al like, “pruid” or something. I was telling my mom, “Ha! I’m gonna go see the third best movie ever!” This was… [more…]
Akin to what I said for *MY* “Last of Us Part II Spoilers,” This rambling? What happenes is… my predictions. This is just my best [more…]
I mean, I’ve been doing this for almost 10 years now. And. It should be easier to admit this. But. Obviously. I’m an alcoholdic. And [more…]
ALSO: At some point here, I’m gonna be naming numbers, prices, etc., of things at launch (in the 2004-2008 range). All of that? It’s gonna [more…]
Eddie Guerrero is opretty much one of the most beloved professional wrestlers that ever lived. Dude had talent. Charisma. In-ring capability beyond like 80& of [more…]
Destruction or not… And I mean… I need to keep up traditions. Right? Well… I mean… this is as much of a yearly tradition that [more…]
I mean. I think I’ve made my thoughts on ecomonics perfectly clear. I’m an anarcho-capitalist. Wholeheartedly. The Freemarket is the best market. Get the government [more…]
Guys? Legit? I’m just hanging on by a thread. I just need some fun. SDome good times. Some friendly… things. Happening. You know? So… allow [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
