Will Chris Pratt be a good Mario?
I’ve got no idea.
As a Batman expert, I’ve learned that you can’t judge an actor by their casting. So. Shut up, everybody.
Jack Black? I’m sure he’ll do, at least, decently, as Bowser. No question about that.
Key and Peele person? Whatever. I’m sure he’ll do fine as well.
There’s NO mistaking. WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER
Will going to be amazing. Period.
Movie might suck.
Movie mightr be awesome.
I don’t know.
I don’t really care.
All I know. For a fact. Is that Charlie Day. Being Luigi. Is going to be amazing.
SHUT UP. CRIME!