Well man… outside of a couple of tweets that I wrote, some livestreams that I did that nobody watched, and an upcoming podcast that’s gonna [more…]
So. I mean. First thing’s first. Lemme lead with my mistakes. Glenn Beck style. Or something. The truth lives here. Lolz. Abby isn’t transgendered. I [more…]
So… I mean… I’ve been constantly. Nonstop. About this band for… for… for way too many months now. R8ght? I mean. I’m pretty God damn [more…]
Yups. I may be on a PC now. But. I eman. That’s no excuse for me to, ACTULLY write… ANOTHER intro to what these, “Quarantine [more…]
Originally, I was just going to include this bit about Owen Hart, the episdoe of Dark Sideof the Ring, et al, in with the final, [more…]
Dude. This wroting on my ohone thing sucks songod damn m🤦ch. Lmao… Uh…. But yeah man. This is probably the best way to ramble. Is [more…]
I believe… it was one of the greatest philosophers of our time. Named. BoJack Horseman. He once said. Soething… Something beyond all mknd-blowing things. When [more…]
2019 NOTE: I Just wanted to let you all know, after this pragrahp? I’ve changed NO words, typos or anything like such as. Right? The [more…]
So. This is one of those time where I haven’t started drinking yet, but I’m keeping typos for posterity at the moment. And. Of course. [more…]
So, I mean, In it’s heyday, Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld was like… one of the bezt talk shows on television. I mean. Everhthng PRE… [more…]
So. I mean. Yeah dude. This is an obvious classic for so many peoples and such. Right? But. Uh. Legit? This is the VERY first [more…]
Honestly, I don’t have much to say about this. But. I’ma do my damnedest to keep this from being a “QUIK RAMBLING.” So. Yeah. Let’s [more…]
I mean. Dude. I’m already sobering up too much as it is You know? But, DUde. Originally? Like… before I wrote ANYHING tonight/today/however time works? [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
