Dude. This wroting on my ohone thing sucks songod damn m🤦ch. Lmao… Uh…. But yeah man. This is probably the best way to ramble. Is [more…]
Dude. I’ve watched and rewatched Vicela d’s Dark Side of the Ring episodes om Chris Benoit a few times now. And. I mean. There’s so much [more…]
So. It was announced this past week that WrestleMania is going to be “going Hollywood” for the firs time since 2005. You know. When WWE [more…]
Dude. Let’s start this rambling with a piece of weirdness I foud. Trying to look up foot fetishes. Right? Caue like. The EASIEST, WERIDÂ example [more…]
So. As of right this second, I haven’t had a drink yet. I’ma do up this intro thing. And I’ll start but also start the [more…]
Dude. I’m upset? I guess? About all of this news. Right? I mean. It’s expected. Eric was only brought in to be the fall guy. [more…]
I mean. Dude. I’m already sobering up too much as it is You know? But, DUde. Originally? Like… before I wrote ANYHING tonight/today/however time works? [more…]
Wrestling is melodrama. Wrestling is mythology. Wrestling is action. Wrestling is comic books. The only thing wrestling isn’t. Is wrestling. THis is the end of [more…]
Dudde. I mean Forreals \. It’s WELL documented that Vince McMahon HATES sneezes. Right? Well… Uh… TAKE THAT, VINNIE MAC! But nah dud. There’s ONE [more…]
Befoe I say anything. Let me just preface it all with these little tidbits. I just now tried watching the full Double of Nothing pre-show, [more…]
It was around 10:30 pm, local time. when I heard the news that a wrestler had died on May 23, 1999. My mom had told [more…]
So. Yeah. We last legt our adeventure with “SmackDown vs. Raw 2008.” Becaus. Dude. That was the last wrestling vdieo game I REALLY played for [more…]
I made a bit of a mistake last time. I ended the rambling with the best video game ever as intended. But. I’m trying, as [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
