So. Uh… I’ve no idea dude. I’ve no idea how this rambling is gonna go. Again. The last few ramblings I’ve done have been in [more…]
Dude. This wroting on my ohone thing sucks songod damn m🤦ch. Lmao… Uh…. But yeah man. This is probably the best way to ramble. Is [more…]
So. It was announced this past week that WrestleMania is going to be “going Hollywood” for the firs time since 2005. You know. When WWE [more…]
So. As of right this second, I haven’t had a drink yet. I’ma do up this intro thing. And I’ll start but also start the [more…]
So. Yeah. We last legt our adeventure with “SmackDown vs. Raw 2008.” Becaus. Dude. That was the last wrestling vdieo game I REALLY played for [more…]
I made a bit of a mistake last time. I ended the rambling with the best video game ever as intended. But. I’m trying, as [more…]
I’d like to thank Ferres, my former repulsive sidekik, for, semi-influencing the title of this rambling. Though Alaska isn’t involved. Ferres’s influence should be ver [more…]
RANDOM SIDENOTE: When typing, “Brock Lesnar” in the tags, I first put, “Brock Lesbian.” Fun, random fact to kick us off, I suppose. Unlike last [more…]
I really don’t know why, exactly, I’m writing this. As in, I’m not sure, at all, what the catalyst for this rambling is. Sure every [more…]
So. I’m pretty sure I hate wrestling. Forreals this time. Especially since. You know. I’m not planning to watch WrestleMania. Ever. That’s the first time [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
Now. Look. I’ve recently decided to devolve back into the silly, typo-filled, drunken ramblings that garnished my “claim to ‘fame.’” But. For this, specific instance, [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING WrestleMania. Graddaddy ofthem all. All of [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
