So, I mean, In it’s heyday, Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld was like… one of the bezt talk shows on television. I mean. Everhthng PRE… [more…]
So. I mean. Yeah dude. This is an obvious classic for so many peoples and such. Right? But. Uh. Legit? This is the VERY first [more…]
So. Yeah.I alluded to this on D1. But. Yeah dude! The ONLY other Christmas movie that I know of or… I guess cared aenough about [more…]
Look man. Lsast I know. In like.,.. I dunno. 2005 or so. I remember likingh this movie, right? Mostly because Nicolas Cage’s lack of acting [more…]
…or, phonebooth as the case may be. Right? This has been something I’ve wanted to say sinec 2013. Yeah. that’s wright. two years after I [more…]
I mean. Dude. I’m already sobering up too much as it is You know? But, DUde. Originally? Like… before I wrote ANYHING tonight/today/however time works? [more…]
Last time… My mischievous, minuscule mousings made months prior made a mortician magnify the mistakes of a mere middle-schooled misfit. Moreover, the mafia is mischieviously [more…]
So. Today. This day. When this rambling is published, which, obviously, wasn’t the day it was written ))but it’s not TOO far away either) marks [more…]
Just the other day, when I wrote My Top 10 Batman Villains, I said I’d be doing a couple a’ things here on RyansDrunk.com to [more…]
I’ve basivally described, just recently (and I;ve probably said it, somewheres before. I don’t know), that I was first a fan of wrestling video games [more…]
So. I think. beginnging just today. Or. “today.” WHatever. I’ve been listening to clips from Eric Bischoff and// what’s his butt, from the Something to [more…]
Last year. Probably around the thime season four was released. I finally watched the show, Bojack Horseman. And dude. I wasn’t disappointed right? Aaron Paul’s [more…]
Yeah man. I know. This rambling is like. Month’s too old at this point. As in. I should have done this rambling a month before [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
