*SLAP* It was the one and only time my Dad slapped me across the face. I was six-years0old. My cousin, Kendrick, had come obver. [more…]
I mean… I’ve been writing stuffs and things down, that crawl up into the ole’ skull up there for 12 years now. I’m [more…]
EDIT: It is currently October 7th of 2023. And. There’s no way I can complete my WHOLE story in one year. Obviously. Laziness happened. Or [more…]
Well… obviously, yes. 2022 is over now. But. Just… This rambling’s styill gonnsa be awesome. I don’t even care. Basically? This is going to be [more…]
Yeah man… a lot like my top 10 horror/slasher movies… I’m pretty sure that I did the same bit in the podcasts of yesteryear, where [more…]
Damn it, Jon Favreuea/// why’d you have to riop off Christopher Sopranao?! You lazy asshole. I bet Christopher gave you all of the ideas for [more…]
HOT TAKE TIME! GUESS WHAT BOYS?! Tim Allen was just going insane the whole time. UP TOP! Jesus Christ. Again… referring back to my old [more…]
I mean… I don’t think I need to say MUCH moredo I? Pledge of allegienace? National Anthem? Fucking Colin Kapearnicka! Such a piece of shit… [more…]
Say what you will… But… Lex Luthor is the role Kevin Spacey was born to play. That’s right. We’re starting this ramling off with a [more…]
It’s a bruh bra for your bro bruh! I mean… I’ve said time and time again that, more than likely, Titanic is the movie that [more…]
Who knew that all you needed was Kuyrt Russel as Santa to make an awesome Christmas movie? Yeah dude. Christmass Chronicles is legit. Chris Coloumbus [more…]
d Easily? This is one of Nic Cage’s vest acting jobs. I mean. It goes… Kick Ass… And thend this. The Family Man. Merhaps thatr [more…]
Ralphie! Wait for me! Guys! Wait! I mean… I really don’y care about this movie. Like… at all… But a certain someone, you know who [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
