OH NOEZ~! HERE IZ SPOILZ~1 AND STUFFS~! AND THINGS~! AND WORDS~! No. Forrealz. There’s gonna be sporatic spoilers throughout this whole rambling. So. SPOILERS. AFTER. [more…]
It was around 10:30 pm, local time. when I heard the news that a wrestler had died on May 23, 1999. My mom had told [more…]
So. Like. What’s there to say right? Once upon a 2013 or so. I lost my shit over Ben Affleck being cast as Batmann. I [more…]
So. Yeah man. Welcome to a nother installment of “Rapid Fire Reviews.” Where I, you know, revie things. Rapidly. Or. Like. “rapidly,” as possible and [more…]
Just the other day, when I wrote My Top 10 Batman Villains, I said I’d be doing a couple a’ things here on RyansDrunk.com to [more…]
Decided to have just a couple of drinks tonight. Cause. I was bored. Basically. So. Whatever. But hey. It is now. Five years to the [more…]
So. Yeah. We last legt our adeventure with “SmackDown vs. Raw 2008.” Becaus. Dude. That was the last wrestling vdieo game I REALLY played for [more…]
I made a bit of a mistake last time. I ended the rambling with the best video game ever as intended. But. I’m trying, as [more…]
so, I’m not drunk yet and I’m rewatching/watching for the first time the things I missed at wresleMania. But, as per usual, I’ll still keep [more…]
An thus begins the eightt, if math is to be believed, year tradition of writing up a “predictions” rambling for WrestleMania. And. Depending on the [more…]
Dude. I’ve got no idea what this rambling is. Exactly. Forreals. Sure. You could say the same for most every rambling I write and suh, [more…]
I’d like to thank Ferres, my former repulsive sidekik, for, semi-influencing the title of this rambling. Though Alaska isn’t involved. Ferres’s influence should be ver [more…]
I’ve basivally described, just recently (and I;ve probably said it, somewheres before. I don’t know), that I was first a fan of wrestling video games [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
