You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
This rambling? It;s an autobiographical piece of nonsense. Mostly. Starting with. You know. That image up there. That Batman action figure? It’s now worth like [more…]
This ramblin? It’s going to be personal. Kt’s been a LONG time since I’ve done a personal rambling. But. I mean. That’s what 99% of [more…]
Merhaps, I’m doing this ramvling because I’ve been listening to “Lithium” byu Nirvana (which is like, “HELLO BUDDHISM~!” right?) a lot. Right? (RANDOM SIDENOTE: “Lithium,” [more…]
So. I mean. more nd more. The world’s OBVIOUSLY headed to nuclear wart. Right? I mean. That shit can’t be ANY more obviously close. Forreals [more…]
I mean. We really are. Right? No matter which side of the aisle you’re on. You are one of the worst people so far. Both [more…]
Dude. This idea came to ke. Like. A few nights ago. I’m laying in bed. In pain and stuffs. Because… reasons I don’t need to [more…]
Like. Man. Just. ugh. Why. WHy? Man. WHY?! Other than the fact that free speech is awesome. And other than the fact that this dude [more…]
Now, before I get into this. I need to make a quick preface. What I’m about to do talk about has a lot to do [more…]
Throughout the whole entire history of me writing these ramblings, out of the hundreds of ramblings I’ve writen, by my guesstimation, there’s only been seven [more…]
Kinda another bit of a misleading headline and picture and stuffs. Because. Everything hasn’t BECOME 2007’s Superbad. In fact, it’s pretty micuh beomce opposite. Damn [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING The short answer is, “No. Don’t [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Now. Look. I’ve been trying to [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
