Drunken ramblings of the entertainment world.
I suppose, it’s far more impaortant, than anything, to start at the beginning. In the beginning, it was just me… travelling several miles whenever I [more…]
Let’s start with this, dude. “Cancel culture,” Is RIGHT up there with the word, “blog,” I fuckign hate it. I hate it the way that [more…]
I remember being al like, “pruid” or something. I was telling my mom, “Ha! I’m gonna go see the third best movie ever!” This was… [more…]
Destruction or not… And I mean… I need to keep up traditions. Right? Well… I mean… this is as much of a yearly tradition that [more…]
Well. I mean. It’s not like I HAVENT’ talked about a lot of this before. It’s just that. I haven’t talked about any of this [more…]
So. I mean. First thing’s first. Lemme lead with my mistakes. Glenn Beck style. Or something. The truth lives here. Lolz. Abby isn’t transgendered. I [more…]
So… I mean… I’ve been constantly. Nonstop. About this band for… for… for way too many months now. R8ght? I mean. I’m pretty God damn [more…]
True Crime. Unsolved mysteries (which isn’t to be confused with Unsolved Mysteries). Are stories. True stories. With data. Facts. Real life drama. And just… (in [more…]
Yups. Let’s jump right into the thoughts. This show, “Waco,” made by the Paramo8nt Network, that has just hit Netclix recently, is… Fucking phenomenal, dude3. [more…]
FYI: the majority of this was written on Wednesday April 15th. Just.bkeep that in mind. And then… Somewjrres al0ng the way… The whole thing got [more…]
Dude. This wroting on my ohone thing sucks songod damn m🤦ch. Lmao… Uh…. But yeah man. This is probably the best way to ramble. Is [more…]
I believe… it was one of the greatest philosophers of our time. Named. BoJack Horseman. He once said. Soething… Something beyond all mknd-blowing things. When [more…]
I’m sorry, guys. I’ve got no one, in my life, anywheres, that I can talk to about this. So like. You’re my therapy session. BEcause. [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
