The bit of foreplay. This is the fastest I’ve ever done a “Rapid Fire Review.’ You know. Since the last one was written and stuffs. [more…]
Before I start all the silliness that this rambling deserves, indulge me a moment to reflect soberly. Upon hearing the news of Adam West’s passing [more…]
Batman. i am. And will always proclaim to be. A Batman expert. Thus far. I’ve had no challengers to take me on. So. I’ll keep [more…]
So. I mean. more nd more. The world’s OBVIOUSLY headed to nuclear wart. Right? I mean. That shit can’t be ANY more obviously close. Forreals [more…]
I get it. I get it. I get it. #1. It’s almost may. And I’m still all on about a game that game outnearly 2 [more…]
So. I mean. I kinda already did a review of Mass Effect: Andromeda on Youtube and stuffs. right? But like. It’s almost not a review.At [more…]
I mean. We really are. Right? No matter which side of the aisle you’re on. You are one of the worst people so far. Both [more…]
The French world for six is six. That’s lame. But anyways. Rapid Fire Reviews. That’s where I review things. Rapidly. Right? So. Yeah. Jesus. Either [more…]
So. I’m pretty sure I hate wrestling. Forreals this time. Especially since. You know. I’m not planning to watch WrestleMania. Ever. That’s the first time [more…]
Dude. This idea came to ke. Like. A few nights ago. I’m laying in bed. In pain and stuffs. Because… reasons I don’t need to [more…]
Like. Man. Just. ugh. Why. WHy? Man. WHY?! Other than the fact that free speech is awesome. And other than the fact that this dude [more…]
Whell… just as I thought of this little idea of mine. You know. To ramble about the apparent troubles that Warner Bros. and DC have [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
