Befoe I say anything. Let me just preface it all with these little tidbits. I just now tried watching the full Double of Nothing pre-show, [more…]
An thus begins the eightt, if math is to be believed, year tradition of writing up a “predictions” rambling for WrestleMania. And. Depending on the [more…]
RANDOM SIDENOTE: When typing, “Brock Lesnar” in the tags, I first put, “Brock Lesbian.” Fun, random fact to kick us off, I suppose. Unlike last [more…]
So. I’m pretty sure I hate wrestling. Forreals this time. Especially since. You know. I’m not planning to watch WrestleMania. Ever. That’s the first time [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
Now. Look. I’ve recently decided to devolve back into the silly, typo-filled, drunken ramblings that garnished my “claim to ‘fame.’” But. For this, specific instance, [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING WrestleMania. Graddaddy ofthem all. All of [more…]
It’s a yearly tradition around these parts for me to make my ‘Mania predictions. And since I totally spaced it this past Thursday, I figure [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Seriousyl? This was THE best that [more…]
So… earlier today… I watched this interview with Maffew. You know. The guy that’s behind the cult of YouTube videos known as Botchamania. I watched it cause [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Alrighty…. Since I came come from [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
