There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
So… It’s possible that these are my last words again? Who knows. Probably not. But. Possibility’s there. And. I mean. Without going into SOOOO many [more…]
So. Uh. We’ve been here for going on 11 years now. Right? I’ve made WAY too many mistakes. FFS. Just looking through my past ramblings, [more…]
Let’s start with this, dude. “Cancel culture,” Is RIGHT up there with the word, “blog,” I fuckign hate it. I hate it the way that [more…]
True Crime. Unsolved mysteries (which isn’t to be confused with Unsolved Mysteries). Are stories. True stories. With data. Facts. Real life drama. And just… (in [more…]
So… Apparently. Me. Being me. I’m constantly trying to drunkeny Phish your credit card numbers.or something. Fuck. That’s it. I’ve planned it ALL ALONG! Since [more…]
Bruh… There’s no openrr for this. At akl.. so. Fuck it. After 5his sentence? Ish? We’re gonna just go with that MySpace-ial premise that RyamsDrink.com [more…]
FYI: the majority of this was written on Wednesday April 15th. Just.bkeep that in mind. And then… Somewjrres al0ng the way… The whole thing got [more…]
Dude. Lemme just say. I was wrong, man. At the VERY beginning? YeH man. I thought the hysteria about coronavirus/COVID-19 was moronic. Cause like. At [more…]
Dude. This wroting on my ohone thing sucks songod damn m🤦ch. Lmao… Uh…. But yeah man. This is probably the best way to ramble. Is [more…]
Dude. I’ve watched and rewatched Vicela d’s Dark Side of the Ring episodes om Chris Benoit a few times now. And. I mean. There’s so much [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
