So. This is one of those time where I haven’t started drinking yet, but I’m keeping typos for posterity at the moment. And. Of course. [more…]
This rambling? It;s an autobiographical piece of nonsense. Mostly. Starting with. You know. That image up there. That Batman action figure? It’s now worth like [more…]
Dude. All I know. righgt now? Is that this thing. Is fucking awesome. Fucking Awesome. Right? Now. Levin Spacey’s “Yougube Channle,” posted this like… hours [more…]
So like. Legit. I just discovered within the past 24ish hoiurs… that Robert fucking Kirkman is suing AMC over the rights of The Walking Dead. [more…]
Dude. Like. How much explanation of this is needed, innit? I mean. Forget everything that Elan Musk is spewing, right? You know. We need to [more…]
Instead of doing some sort of BIG~!… dare I say, “YUGE~!” “2017 in Memourningum” thing. Like I did lasty year, I’ll bebreaking all of these [more…]
This isn’t, exactly, a reciww of the multi-award winning, highly critically acclaimed series that is Mad Men. This is… me… wanting to say something that [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Pretty much. It’s a scientficifg fact. [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
