Wrestling is melodrama. Wrestling is mythology. Wrestling is action. Wrestling is comic books. The only thing wrestling isn’t. Is wrestling. THis is the end of [more…]
I’d like to thank Ferres, my former repulsive sidekik, for, semi-influencing the title of this rambling. Though Alaska isn’t involved. Ferres’s influence should be ver [more…]
Just getting this out of the way… Man, those random promos WWE did in 2002. Anyways. yeah dude. That’s what this rambling is. Just me [more…]
RANDOM SIDENOTE: When typing, “Brock Lesnar” in the tags, I first put, “Brock Lesbian.” Fun, random fact to kick us off, I suppose. Unlike last [more…]
So. I’m pretty sure I hate wrestling. Forreals this time. Especially since. You know. I’m not planning to watch WrestleMania. Ever. That’s the first time [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING So. Now. because. Reasons. I’m turing [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Honestly, thouh? this is probably the [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Seriousyl? This was THE best that [more…]
Yup. If you’ve been following this blog for the past year. You’ll remember. Around this time last year. I did a blog with the same [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Alrighty…. Since I came come from [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
