Let’s start with this, dude. “Cancel culture,” Is RIGHT up there with the word, “blog,” I fuckign hate it. I hate it the way that [more…]
Well man… outside of a couple of tweets that I wrote, some livestreams that I did that nobody watched, and an upcoming podcast that’s gonna [more…]
Akin to what I said for *MY* “Last of Us Part II Spoilers,” This rambling? What happenes is… my predictions. This is just my best [more…]
I mean, I’ve been doing this for almost 10 years now. And. It should be easier to admit this. But. Obviously. I’m an alcoholdic. And [more…]
Destruction or not… And I mean… I need to keep up traditions. Right? Well… I mean… this is as much of a yearly tradition that [more…]
I mean. I think I’ve made my thoughts on ecomonics perfectly clear. I’m an anarcho-capitalist. Wholeheartedly. The Freemarket is the best market. Get the government [more…]
SAFE SPACE WARNING, OR SOMETING, YOU WUSSES: But uh… this is the most personal rambling I’ve written in a long while. Plus, Religion “happens.” Proceed [more…]
Well. I mean. It’s not like I HAVENT’ talked about a lot of this before. It’s just that. I haven’t talked about any of this [more…]
So. I mean. First thing’s first. Lemme lead with my mistakes. Glenn Beck style. Or something. The truth lives here. Lolz. Abby isn’t transgendered. I [more…]
Broi. Watching wrestling. In 2020. Is seriousl;y difficualt. Like. Legit? THE BIGGEST THING That’s caught my attention… this whole year (OK… that a lie… let’s [more…]
So dude. It’s been a LONG time since I’ve done one of these. But I mean. I’m mere moments away from playing thegame and such. [more…]
So… I mean… I’ve been constantly. Nonstop. About this band for… for… for way too many months now. R8ght? I mean. I’m pretty God damn [more…]
True Crime. Unsolved mysteries (which isn’t to be confused with Unsolved Mysteries). Are stories. True stories. With data. Facts. Real life drama. And just… (in [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
