Let’s go back. Back to a time when things made sense. It’s aroun 2005,,, I’m a junior… about to be a senior in high school. [more…]
20 years. It’s beeb. 20 years. The paint was fresh. The sheets on the beds, they’d never been slept in. But it’s been 20 years. [more…]
Dude. First and foremost. Just realized… I’m NOT going to read any comments here … Or those on the Facebook/Twotte4 thingises. I’ve been aboidong the [more…]
Dude. This wroting on my ohone thing sucks songod damn m🤦ch. Lmao… Uh…. But yeah man. This is probably the best way to ramble. Is [more…]
I’m sorry, guys. I’ve got no one, in my life, anywheres, that I can talk to about this. So like. You’re my therapy session. BEcause. [more…]
So… here we are. The final piece of th puzzle for my celebration of what was Batman;s 80hth anniversary. I’ve kinda been teasing this all [more…]
While I’m not giving it the “12DoDM19” label… this is it. The final “Watching of” in this 12 Days of a Drunken Mess. I’ve kinds [more…]
So. Uh. Right off the bat… I really dont like this movie. Like. At all, basically. I borderline hte it. But I’m forced to watch [more…]
So. I mean. Yeah dude. I’ve been on about BoJAck Horseman. A lot. Right? And I mean. Since we just got done with that Netclix [more…]
guys. I’ve played the movie once or… MAYBE twice in the background while I wrote some ramblings before. But. Forreals. This is going to be [more…]
Wrestling is melodrama. Wrestling is mythology. Wrestling is action. Wrestling is comic books. The only thing wrestling isn’t. Is wrestling. THis is the end of [more…]
So. Yeah man. Welcome to a nother installment of “Rapid Fire Reviews.” Where I, you know, revie things. Rapidly. Or. Like. “rapidly,” as possible and [more…]
Just the other day, when I wrote My Top 10 Batman Villains, I said I’d be doing a couple a’ things here on RyansDrunk.com to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
I guess. Let’s start here. The only reason I ever knew that a Will Ospreay existed is because he and Ricochet did a flippitedy-do-dah in [more…]
