DISCLAIMER: Typos. Drunk. Stuffs. Just like last time. But more typos now cause I don’t care as much about this one. BUT… still DO care. [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Hi, hello. Bottom line. I’m actually trying again. Whoops. Whoopsie. Look. Dude. I’m no one. I don’t matter. I should have been unalived years [more…]
DISCLAIMER: I am drunk. But this is one of those rare times where I wanna be as serious as I can. Merhaps there’s going to [more…]
Because I don’y care about how my sentences end. Because I’m a human being. Not a grammar robot. As much as I do enjouy me [more…]
Windham Rotunda was a man that was one year my senior. From everything that I know and have heard of him, he was a creative [more…]
Jesus Christ. It’s been WAY TOO FUCKING LONG since I’ve done someything fun like this, yopu know? No “agenda” No…. I dunno… continuity? Just. Boom. [more…]
Da da da DUT da DUH! CJARGE! da da da DUT da DUH! CHARGE! “Mom?” I asked. “Who;’;s Charge?” I’m pretty sure it was her [more…]
So. Once again. I come to you in dire need. Or something. No. All’s I’m trying to say is that writing this has been even [more…]
Akk;s I know, bruh… Is that. Homedudes are abhout to throw hands. And I’m all about this life. The world needs to make this a [more…]
TAKE ONE: This is where it gets “real.” And this’ll be a long’n. Probably the longest rambling ever. So buckle up. Also. This is where [more…]
So… Uihh… this is a good stop gap, I think? This is a good place to begin something that doesn’t end. But began somewheres around [more…]
Dude… I just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for the first time.. And klike… immediatled? I thought of Newcastle. And Keegan. That sonummagun… [more…]
“ON SCREEN!” My dad exclaimed happily as he… I dunnp… pressed play, or something, on the VCR remore. Like… OK… Obviously I lived in the [more…]
There was a time when stillness meant peace. When sitting still meant you’d earned a break. When silence wasn’t compliance, just rest. That version of [more…]
Now. I’m pretty sure this is my first real rambling (future Ryan’s note: check my last rambling) this whole year, right? Kana’s basically taken over [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
