So. Yeah. We last legt our adeventure with “SmackDown vs. Raw 2008.” Becaus. Dude. That was the last wrestling vdieo game I REALLY played for [more…]
I made a bit of a mistake last time. I ended the rambling with the best video game ever as intended. But. I’m trying, as [more…]
I’d like to thank Ferres, my former repulsive sidekik, for, semi-influencing the title of this rambling. Though Alaska isn’t involved. Ferres’s influence should be ver [more…]
So. I think. beginnging just today. Or. “today.” WHatever. I’ve been listening to clips from Eric Bischoff and// what’s his butt, from the Something to [more…]
Just getting this out of the way… Man, those random promos WWE did in 2002. Anyways. yeah dude. That’s what this rambling is. Just me [more…]
I really don’t know why, exactly, I’m writing this. As in, I’m not sure, at all, what the catalyst for this rambling is. Sure every [more…]
So. I’m pretty sure I hate wrestling. Forreals this time. Especially since. You know. I’m not planning to watch WrestleMania. Ever. That’s the first time [more…]
News broke on Monday that Kurt Angle will be the first inductee into the 2017 class of the WWE Hall of Fame. An enthusiastic crowd [more…]
So like. I was highly skepitle about this game. To be honest, the only Wrestling game I was actually pumped for in, like… a decade [more…]
Like. Wrestling. It was. And is. One of my first loves in ife. There was Batman. And then. Boom. Wrestling. But right now? I think. [more…]
Making the jump to the nex-gen of video games was something I did vbery begrudgingly. Biut with something as massive as BatmanL Arkham Knight exsisting, [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
