So. As of right this second, I haven’t had a drink yet. I’ma do up this intro thing. And I’ll start but also start the [more…]
Wrestling is melodrama. Wrestling is mythology. Wrestling is action. Wrestling is comic books. The only thing wrestling isn’t. Is wrestling. THis is the end of [more…]
Dudde. I mean Forreals \. It’s WELL documented that Vince McMahon HATES sneezes. Right? Well… Uh… TAKE THAT, VINNIE MAC! But nah dud. There’s ONE [more…]
Yes. I was a wee-young chap of nine-years-old. When I turned on my TV, flipped channels, and saw Hulk Hogaan, (as I knew him to [more…]
So. I think. beginnging just today. Or. “today.” WHatever. I’ve been listening to clips from Eric Bischoff and// what’s his butt, from the Something to [more…]
Just getting this out of the way… Man, those random promos WWE did in 2002. Anyways. yeah dude. That’s what this rambling is. Just me [more…]
Now. Look. I’ve recently decided to devolve back into the silly, typo-filled, drunken ramblings that garnished my “claim to ‘fame.’” But. For this, specific instance, [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
