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Yeah man… a lot like my top 10 horror/slasher movies… I’m pretty sure that I did the same bit in

Damn it, Jon Favreuea/// why’d you have to riop off Christopher Sopranao?! You lazy asshole. I bet Christopher gave you

HOT TAKE TIME! GUESS WHAT BOYS?! Tim Allen was just going insane the whole time. UP TOP! Jesus Christ. Again…

I mean… I don’t think I need to say MUCH moredo I? Pledge of allegienace? National Anthem? Fucking Colin Kapearnicka!

Say what you will… But… Lex Luthor is the role Kevin Spacey was born to play. That’s right. We’re starting

It’s a bruh bra for your bro bruh! I mean… I’ve said time and time again that, more than likely,

Who knew that all you needed was Kuyrt Russel as Santa to make an awesome Christmas movie? Yeah dude. Christmass

d Easily? This is one of Nic Cage’s vest acting jobs. I mean. It goes… Kick Ass… And thend this.

Ralphie! Wait for me! Guys! Wait! I mean… I really don’y care about this movie. Like… at all… But a

Robert Downey Jr. is back BAYBEEEEEE!~ Alright. Shut uop, Die Hard. Like. Shuit. ALL TJHE WAY UP, dude. If Die

Boom. I figuted it out. Lidna. I love. Love. Love. Love. Doing the “12 days of a Drunken Mess,” right?