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Drunken Ramblings

Me: Chapter Twelve – The Dad One

  • March 9, 2024

I wanted to hold off on this rambling until June for the obvious, “BLAH~! Father’s Day~!” reasons. But. I. Absolutely need to do this now. [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings Latest Wrestling

The State of the Wrestling Address. 2024.

  • February 10, 2024

On this day. I see clearly. But I don’t. At all. tbf. I just wanted to start this off by saying something akin to… like… [more…]

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Batman Drunken Ramblings Latest

I Need a Robin

  • January 20, 2024

That’s the closesty that the “mainstream:” movie-going audience has gotten to an awesome story involving Bat,an’s boy-wonder sidekick. Don’t get me wrong. I love that [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings Wrestling

Me: Chapter Eleven – Wrestling with the Attitude Era

  • January 13, 2024

Still hasn’t gotten better than this… STFU Fight Forever! For… plenty-a reason, right? I’m not sure if this is true or not. But I heard [more…]

So.
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Drunken Ramblings Latest

The 2023 Review in Haiku Like Always

  • January 2, 2024

The deals? You know them. These are hauku things. That happem. Every year. You’ve seent them. I’ve wirtten them. We’ve been here before. Like Always. [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings Entertainment Wrestling

LMAO~! CAN YOU GUESS THIS WRESLTER?!

  • December 9, 2023

This should probably be a designated “QUICK RAMBLING.” But. Nah. WAY too many people Podcastyness. Are getting hundreds of thosands of views and shit. Based [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings Gaming Latest

Rockstar’s Six Thefts of Grand Auto

  • December 9, 2023

And so brothers. Sisters. People of all… humanity… Rockstar Games. The subsidiary of Take-Two Interactive, have finally brought to you the trailer for the sixth [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings Entertainment

DRUNKEN WATCHING OF: From Dusk Till Dawn

  • November 1, 2023

It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings Wrestling

QUICK RAMBLING: About John Cena

  • October 28, 2023

Nevermind rthe fact that I’ve got no idea who Solo Sikoa is meant to be competing against at Crown Jewel based on that “featured image” [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings

Something Youtube This Way Comes and Propaganda

  • October 14, 2023

DISCLAIMER: Typos. Drunk. Stuffs. Just like last time. But more typos now cause I don’t care as much about this one. BUT… still DO care. [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings

Humanity is Better Than This

  • October 14, 2023

DISCLAIMER: Hi, hello. Bottom line. I’m actually trying again. Whoops. Whoopsie. Look. Dude. I’m no one. I don’t matter. I should have been unalived years [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings

This is not Sustainable or About the Inflation or Since I Don’t Write Anything Important Anymore

  • October 7, 2023

DISCLAIMER: I am drunk. But this is one of those rare times where I wanna be as serious as I can. Merhaps there’s going to [more…]

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Drunken Ramblings

Me: Chapter Ten – The House I Grew Up In

  • September 10, 2023

Because I don’y care about how my sentences end. Because I’m a human being. Not a grammar robot. As much as I do enjouy me [more…]

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