before everhting… Just re,emver, dude. I lost my therapy session called, “The Drunken Radio Network” over a year ago. And I mean. By amd large. [more…]
Stop. Don’t worry. I haven’t seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Nor will I ever see it. Lest I remind you: I Don’t Care About [more…]
This isn’t, exactly, a reciww of the multi-award winning, highly critically acclaimed series that is Mad Men. This is… me… wanting to say something that [more…]
Oh. How very original of me. I’m discussing The Room. Not only tsat. But I’m doing a WHOLE “watching of…” rambling for it! My goodness! [more…]
So. I haven’t had a drink. Yet. But I’ll begin to do so momentarily. But man. Before anything else, I’ve got to talk Justice League. [more…]
Man. this rambling is damn near Charliework. But not at all, really. Seriously. This rambling is the furthest thing from Charliework. It’s Always Sunny in [more…]
OK. So. Modernizing this as best I can, right? Let met just tell you. Most everything you read after this paragraph transpired… I’m not even [more…]
I mean, there’s not much I can say about this that hasn’t already been said, right? Hell, the title of this here rambling has, damn [more…]
Puberty. Maybe it’s just me. But like. This time perdiod. Likelt thoroughout middleschool and into high school. Puberty wasn’t that big of a deal or [more…]
This story is now, like threeish weeks old. Which means its pretty ancient in the modern era. But still. It was announced that Warner Bros. [more…]
So… Let’s start this ramboling with something… in a way… I’m DAMN NEAR POSITIVE I’ve never started a rambling before. Right? Let’s kickstart this shit. [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
