It’s quite astonishing how just two hours ago (as of this writing), WWE’s annual Royal Rumble concluded with another extremely underwhelming climax. It’s also fairly [more…]
It’s a yearly tradition around these parts for me to make my ‘Mania predictions. And since I totally spaced it this past Thursday, I figure [more…]
WWE’s SummerSlam 2013 took place last night. In my opinion, it was the best show I’ve seen this year. But it was by no means [more…]
I just decided, I’ll be doing this every week. Or at least I’ll try to. Every Monday night, I’ll post a little recap about WWE’s [more…]
WWEDVDNews.com revealed the official plot synopsis for the upcoming home video release, The History of the WWE. The release will be featured in a 3-disc [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Seriousyl? This was THE best that [more…]
So… earlier today… I watched this interview with Maffew. You know. The guy that’s behind the cult of YouTube videos known as Botchamania. I watched it cause [more…]
Yup. If you’ve been following this blog for the past year. You’ll remember. Around this time last year. I did a blog with the same [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Alrighty…. Since I came come from [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Yeah… I kinda already ruiened the [more…]
Hey guys… I’m not drunk as of this writing, but everything after this initial paragraph will be more of the usual. Anyways, if you know [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
