I really don’t know why, exactly, I’m writing this. As in, I’m not sure, at all, what the catalyst for this rambling is. Sure every [more…]
So. I’m pretty sure I hate wrestling. Forreals this time. Especially since. You know. I’m not planning to watch WrestleMania. Ever. That’s the first time [more…]
News broke on Monday that Kurt Angle will be the first inductee into the 2017 class of the WWE Hall of Fame. An enthusiastic crowd [more…]
So like. I was highly skepitle about this game. To be honest, the only Wrestling game I was actually pumped for in, like… a decade [more…]
Like. Wrestling. It was. And is. One of my first loves in ife. There was Batman. And then. Boom. Wrestling. But right now? I think. [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Here we are. With… pretty much [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Honestly, thouh? this is probably the [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING OK. Yes. Mostly. I’m ranting about [more…]
Now. Look. I’ve recently decided to devolve back into the silly, typo-filled, drunken ramblings that garnished my “claim to ‘fame.’” But. For this, specific instance, [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING WrestleMania. Graddaddy ofthem all. All of [more…]
For those who have already read the previous Blog written by my partner in crime, Ryan Harms titled, #CancelWWENetwork you’ll know that just yesterday was [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
