I mean, I’ve been doing this for almost 10 years now. And. It should be easier to admit this. But. Obviously. I’m an alcoholdic. And [more…]
So. This is one of those time where I haven’t started drinking yet, but I’m keeping typos for posterity at the moment. And. Of course. [more…]
So… Let’s start this ramboling with something… in a way… I’m DAMN NEAR POSITIVE I’ve never started a rambling before. Right? Let’s kickstart this shit. [more…]
So. I mean. Way back when I syarted doing podcasts. You know. In the yesteryear of 2013. Jesus, man. How simple were the times back [more…]
Beards. Bearsd. And more bearsds. Honeslty? I have no idea where this trend began. I rembmer watching NFL games abnd being like, “Jesus christ, what’s [more…]
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling here on RyansDrunk.com. And of [more…]
I’ve used the internet, social media, etc. very sparingly for the week or so leading up to this film’s release. Sure, largely that’s due to [more…]
I’ve used the internet, social media, etc. very sparingly for the past week or so. Sure, largely that’s due to me not liking to deal [more…]
In addition to doing a totally spoiler-filled review of the movie on the Harms’ Way podcast, I also filmed a little something about it for [more…]
Apparently, I’ve been doing these things for four-ish years. Since 2011, I’ve evolved time and time again. It’s to the point that I have no [more…]
On this past Friday’s edition of The Drunken Radio Show, Ryan chose the movie – X-Men: Days of Future Past as “Batman of the Week.” [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING So… RTHE ANNOUNCEMENT the WORLD has [more…]
As you should know by now, I kept my feelings on the Ben Affleck/Batman choice to myself until the last episode of The Drunken Radio Show. Within [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
