guys. I’ve played the movie once or… MAYBE twice in the background while I wrote some ramblings before. But. Forreals. This is going to be [more…]
So. I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to use this meme, thing, that I made. I’ve put it on my Facebook page a couple of [more…]
By and large? I’m a cunt. Mostly because. This rambling is going to contradict most things I’ve said over the past couple of years. Kinda. [more…]
I mean. Man. I’ve liked all of these movies. Man of Steel, Batman V. Superman, Suicide Squad, Justice League (I haven’t seen Wonder Woman, but [more…]
Instead of doing some sort of BIG~!… dare I say, “YUGE~!” “2017 in Memourningum” thing. Like I did lasty year, I’ll bebreaking all of these [more…]
So. I haven’t had a drink. Yet. But I’ll begin to do so momentarily. But man. Before anything else, I’ve got to talk Justice League. [more…]
I’ve used the internet, social media, etc. very sparingly for the week or so leading up to this film’s release. Sure, largely that’s due to [more…]
I’ve used the internet, social media, etc. very sparingly for the past week or so. Sure, largely that’s due to me not liking to deal [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING So. Whenever I write something about [more…]
Having found nothing interesting the last few days, RyansDrunk.com has been a bit too slow. I’ve heard great things about DC’s latest Animated film, Justice League: [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
