Dude. First and foremost. Just realized… I’m NOT going to read any comments here … Or those on the Facebook/Twotte4 thingises. I’ve been aboidong the [more…]
FYI: the majority of this was written on Wednesday April 15th. Just.bkeep that in mind. And then… Somewjrres al0ng the way… The whole thing got [more…]
Dude. Lemme just say. I was wrong, man. At the VERY beginning? YeH man. I thought the hysteria about coronavirus/COVID-19 was moronic. Cause like. At [more…]
So. Uh… I kean. Like I said before, I’m TOTALLY bummrd about The Last of Us Part II delay. Right? And. I mean. There’s been [more…]
So. Uh… I’ve no idea dude. I’ve no idea how this rambling is gonna go. Again. The last few ramblings I’ve done have been in [more…]
In case you’re curious.,, Somehow. Eh. There’s parody songs about this Corona/Sharona thing. And here I thought I was being original and creaitve and brave. [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
