5 Things That Will Survive a Nuclear Holocaust
So. I mean. more nd more. The world’s OBVIOUSLY headed to nuclear wart. Right? I mean. That shit can’t be
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2016, Here’s to You!
And so, here we are. The earth has rotated for another 34675 days. A new year is upon us. Last
Read moreThe ReJects of 2016
It’s Christmas seasons. End of the year season. All of that. In the near future, I’ll do the big, “End
Read moreRyansDrunk.com’s 2016 Election Coverage
So. As of now. I’m not drunk. I’m going to be drinking throughout this. Obviously. I’m a bit behind. So.
Read moreDrunken Watching of… The Final Presidential Debate (2016)
So. Yup. I felt like doing it again. It’s actually a pretty good time. So. Here we go. Just like
Read moreDrunken Watching of… The Second Presidential Debate (2016)
Just like last time. But a couple of new rules: Drink when Donald Trump says: Tremendous Believe Me China Failed
Read moreDear Sean Hannity
I know, I know, Sean. I know. You are very displeasesd. With me. With mayny people like me. I know.
Read moreTrump Explains Movie Plots
Most of the time, social networks like Twitter are just plain dumb. From spreading random cat videos. To spreading infectuous,
Read moreWeiner/Holder 2016
Like the dude from Vhuk Palahniuk’sd Choke movie (which wasn’t Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke movie at all). “Maybe you should start
Read moreThe Final Word
THE final word? THE last word that needs saying on this topic? Doomed. America. The potential for good that it
Read moreDrunken WrestleMania 32 Predictions
Each and every year since 2011, Ryan has shared his his predictions for WrestleMania by way of a drunken rambling
Read moreThis. Fucking. Election.
This is something that I’ve mentioned every now and then on RyansDrunk.com. It’s something so insignificant. Yet. So appropriate at
Read moreTed Cruz’s Third Place Victory
So. i don’t know if you know this or not. But like. Some dude. This one time. His name wasd
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