I know. I know. I know. I’m like. AT BEST. A month behind as far as this topic is concerned. Hell. Halloween’s over. We’re heading [more…]
I remember being six-years-ld, still living in Minnesota. And on the television screen was a white Ford Bronco driving down the highway with the, essential, [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Now. Look. I’ve been trying to [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING A couple of weeks ago, The [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING While, I may be counting some [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING OH MY WOWZEWRSZ!~ This is like… [more…]
For those who have already read the previous Blog written by my partner in crime, Ryan Harms titled, #CancelWWENetwork you’ll know that just yesterday was [more…]
It’s quite astonishing how just two hours ago (as of this writing), WWE’s annual Royal Rumble concluded with another extremely underwhelming climax. It’s also fairly [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS BLOG MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Tonight, I’m semi-celebrating my “gradutation” from [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
