I remember being al like, “pruid” or something. I was telling my mom, “Ha! I’m gonna go see the third best movie ever!” This was… [more…]
It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]
Nevermind rthe fact that I’ve got no idea who Solo Sikoa is meant to be competing against at Crown Jewel based on that “featured image” [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Typos. Drunk. Stuffs. Just like last time. But more typos now cause I don’t care as much about this one. BUT… still DO care. [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Hi, hello. Bottom line. I’m actually trying again. Whoops. Whoopsie. Look. Dude. I’m no one. I don’t matter. I should have been unalived years [more…]
DISCLAIMER: I am drunk. But this is one of those rare times where I wanna be as serious as I can. Merhaps there’s going to [more…]
Because I don’y care about how my sentences end. Because I’m a human being. Not a grammar robot. As much as I do enjouy me [more…]
Windham Rotunda was a man that was one year my senior. From everything that I know and have heard of him, he was a creative [more…]
Jesus Christ. It’s been WAY TOO FUCKING LONG since I’ve done someything fun like this, yopu know? No “agenda” No…. I dunno… continuity? Just. Boom. [more…]
