Batfleck

REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING

Just a little backstory. Afgain. If you’ve been following RyansDrunk.com for a long., LONG time… then you will know that I’ve said this before. BUT…

Usually… when I start these writings whilst drunk, I will get the disclaimer up above from a previous ramblin and copy it. And becore I oaste iut into the new post, I ramdomly hit my keyborad. So that there’s some sore of text here in order to limit the editing experience for me to.. you know… have to edit the fonts and shit.

Anyways/..

The point of all this…

Is that. Tonight. And it’s happend before in the past on RyansDrunk.com…

But the point is… the THREE letters that showedup from the random keyboard hit?

They were none other than:

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And so . Yes. I’ve kinda sort a been hypeing this rambling for the past couple of days. I mean. You would have heard me say these things on The Drunken Radio Show. And all that. Lke I have been hypoing. But now… here comes thewritten, more in depth approach. Or something. And all that.

So… allow me to pretend to be drunk some more. While I take a couple more drinks.

Alright.

Now. As far as my thoguhts go?

I fucking hat this shit. I mean. Could Ben Affleck portray Brucew Wayne? Of course. He’s got that role down. To a fucking TEE. But a brooding guy that lost his parents, spends his time researching shit in a dark cave, an beating upcriminl s in his free time? Nol. I don’t see it.

At all.

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A couple of thines…

  1. DC… they, “Found the fourth hole to fuck,” as Kevin Smith so eloquently put it. Tget did EVERYTHING that I was asking for. They killed two birds with one stone. They made themselves a LIGITINEM threat to marvel’s movies. when they announced the whole Man of Steel sequel, ineloquently titled, “Batmvan vs. Superman.”
  2. They get me. Kevin Smithch. And fans like suych as.
    WHAT?!
    WHAT?!

    We’re all EXCITED AS FUCK for the upcoimg movie. They’ve got a GREAT vibe going for the forthcoming sequel…

  3. BOOM.
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    Fucking… Ben Affleck happens. Ben. Cunting. Affleck. This guy. he’s going to be batman. And insert a Geroge Clooney line to say here. And I mean…

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I can see Affleck as Bruce Wayner. I n,eam it’s impossible to not see him in that role. Like. Forreals. impossible.

but.. sit…. I just realized i did this bit of rambling befoe. So…

Umm…

Let me just say…

HOW THE CUNT DID WARNER BROS. NOT EXPECT A BACKLASH FROM COMIC FANS?! YOU KNOW… THE PEOLPLE THAT THEY’RE TRYING TO APPEAL TO. hOW DID THEY not EXPECT THIS SHIT TO HAPPEN?!

And I mean. Sure… ISTILL have yet to read the official press release and shit. And… as I said on The Drunken Radio Show. I have NO idea who the cunt in this situation is. Maybe it’s Warner Bros.,  Maybe it’s Zack Snyder. I don’t know. But to NOT expect to kill the AWESOME vibe that you had going with the Man o f Steel sequel by this castin, is ENTIRELY foolish.

And let me break it down again. Quyick

  1. If this was a Warner Bros. decision. I’m fucking pissed. Completely. Entirely. Fuck you. I’m done with the product. That’s how much I will fucking hate the good ol’e WB agfter this shit. Forever.
  2. If this was a Zack Snyder decision. Then perhaps he sees SOMETHING in Ben Affleck that I don’t. And i guess, Kevin Smith sees this too. But… I don’t. Thousands of people like me don’t. But Zack Snyder, with his directorial vision does see it. So perhaps… there’s something here that can allow me to CLING to a SENSE of hope. MAYBE.

And I guess… that’s the point of all of this/

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No. Not this point.

I’ve still got SOME sort of resemblence of hope for the movie. SOME. But not much. Will I watch it? Yes. Will I be there on opening, midnight showings? Yes. Amd Iepxpecting much out of it right now? No. Not at all.

And thus… I’m announcing a new campaign.

We NEED congressional hearings on this shit. Congress NEEDS to investigate this shit. And we need the perpetrator, you know, whoever meade this decision to make this caskting to justify themselbes for crimesagainst humanity. Thus.

I’m suggesting that EBERY single person in the cunting world…

And… this is the FIRST time I’ve done such a thing.

YOU NEED to make this trend.Make this, “a thing.”

#JusticeForBatfleck

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One thought on “Batfleck

  • August 24, 2013 at 5:53 pm
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    i don’t think ben should play batman, and if he could he better do really well because i have a high hope for this new movie, un like wolverine which was not as great as i expected.

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