Let’s start with this, dude. “Cancel culture,” Is RIGHT up there with the word, “blog,” I fuckign hate it. I hate it the way that [more…]
Stop. Don’t worry. I haven’t seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Nor will I ever see it. Lest I remind you: I Don’t Care About [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING As much as it may [pain [more…]
Now. I’m pretty sure this is my first real rambling (future Ryan’s note: check my last rambling) this whole year, right? Kana’s basically taken over [more…]
The hum is the first thing you notice. Not the tidy, domestic whir of a desk fan, but the uneven growl of a circuit board [more…]
Let’s get one thing straight: NBA 2K didn’t fall off. It tripped, landed in a pile of sponsorship logos, and now spends every morning licking [more…]
Let me ask you something right the fuck now: Have you ever been mid-bite into a burger and thought, “Wait… if I was drunk, sad, [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
