So. For the first time in my life, I decided I wanted to coollect an entire series of a comic book story arc, before it’s [more…]
So… here we are. The final piece of th puzzle for my celebration of what was Batman;s 80hth anniversary. I’ve kinda been teasing this all [more…]
First and foremost, thanks, dear reader. All two-to-three of you, tops that decided that my little, dumb, drunken ramblings of art things of blogs things [more…]
Just the other day, when I wrote My Top 10 Batman Villains, I said I’d be doing a couple a’ things here on RyansDrunk.com to [more…]
Ifeel God awful writing this. Because. Like. I don’t have some sort of, “OMG~! Stan Lee changed my life~!” kinda story, you know? I’ve never [more…]
By and large? I’m a cunt. Mostly because. This rambling is going to contradict most things I’ve said over the past couple of years. Kinda. [more…]
So. For the first time in my life, I decided I wanted to coollect an entire series of a comic book story arc, before it’s [more…]
Batman. i am. And will always proclaim to be. A Batman expert. Thus far. I’ve had no challengers to take me on. So. I’ll keep [more…]
With all of the ABSOLUTE great things that America has accomplished. Because there’s ABSOLUTELY plenty. And all of the ABSOLUTE worste things that America has [more…]
Simply bput. This is the worst of the Spider-Man movies. The sam Raimi movies trilogy things anyways. I still contend that this movieis far superiour [more…]
REMINDER: I’M NOT FIXING ANY TYPOS BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND IT WILL MAKE THIS RAMBLING MORE SILLY AND INSTRESTING Look man. This is something I’ve [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
I mean. It’s a historical thing in the histry of the world an d America and such. So. I mean. I need to say something? [more…]
