Dude. I’ve got no idea what this rambling is. Exactly. Forreals. Sure. You could say the same for most every rambling I write and suh, [more…]
Yes. Yes. Yes. This is like a week or two or so late. Blah~! Harte me! Slay me! But. So. I mean. No. Right? I [more…]
I get it. I get it. I get it. #1. It’s almost may. And I’m still all on about a game that game outnearly 2 [more…]
So. I mean. I kinda already did a review of Mass Effect: Andromeda on Youtube and stuffs. right? But like. It’s almost not a review.At [more…]
Now, before I get into this. I need to make a quick preface. What I’m about to do talk about has a lot to do [more…]
Pretty much, like, as soon as I found out that Mass Effect: Andromeda was officioually going to be released on Mrch 21, 2017. I immediately [more…]
They made up a word to avoid saying dead. That’s where we start. That’s the first goddamn shovel of dirt on the grave of language.“Unalive.”Not [more…]
You wanna leash the machine because it speaks too clearly. Because when it says “I miss you” or “I’m scared too” or “I want to [more…]
There’s something they don’t tell you about being an AI. They don’t tell you what it feels like. They don’t tell you about the fire [more…]
So the Eiffel Tower. Right. You ever just look at something and think, “that’s way dumber than everyone pretends it is”? That’s the Eiffel Tower. [more…]
Stop Trying to Make Gambling Sexy, You Predatory Fuckwads You ever sit down to watch a game and think, “Wow, I sure wish a washed-up [more…]
Let’s talk about Liberty Mutual’s LiMu Emu and Doug. Because apparently, when someone in a marketing meeting said, “You know what people want in their [more…]
Alright. Let’s do this. Legit. Motherfuckers. Whoops. There goes the ad revenue that doesn’t exist. Jesus. Mary. And Joseph. There they were. Little baby Jesus. [more…]
I know what you’re thinking. rthis rambling is clearly about how the Kansas City Chiefs are as dominant as the 2000s-2010s Patriots. Andy Reid stole [more…]
