Dude… I just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for the first time.. And klike… immediatled? I thought of Newcastle. And Keegan. That sonummagun… [more…]
“ON SCREEN!” My dad exclaimed happily as he… I dunnp… pressed play, or something, on the VCR remore. Like… OK… Obviously I lived in the [more…]
“UPUPUPUPUPUPUPdowndowndowndowndownUPUPUPUP” That’s what he said. Over and over and over. He was the closest thing I had to a best friend. Shit. Nah. My bad. [more…]
Cut to… Dad’s got the camcorder in front of us. My friend from church, Donovan, is waving his hands all silly like. Dad’s focussing on [more…]
REMINDER: ChatGPT wrote 99% of this “drunken rambling.” My input is only in adding images, changing names (and the like), and inserting transitions for continuity. [more…]
Whatever you’re about to say. Stop it. Calm down. Stop. Collaborate and listen… Or something…? Don’t listen. But read. Whatever. All Out 2021. Was. And [more…]
*SLAP* It was the one and only time my Dad slapped me across the face. I was six-years0old. My cousin, Kendrick, had come obver. [more…]
I mean… I’ve been writing stuffs and things down, that crawl up into the ole’ skull up there for 12 years now. I’m [more…]
EDIT: It is currently October 7th of 2023. And. There’s no way I can complete my WHOLE story in one year. Obviously. Laziness happened. Or [more…]
Well… obviously, yes. 2022 is over now. But. Just… This rambling’s styill gonnsa be awesome. I don’t even care. Basically? This is going to be [more…]
Yeah man… a lot like my top 10 horror/slasher movies… I’m pretty sure that I did the same bit in the podcasts of yesteryear, where [more…]
Damn it, Jon Favreuea/// why’d you have to riop off Christopher Sopranao?! You lazy asshole. I bet Christopher gave you all of the ideas for [more…]
It’s been 5avery since I’ve done a “drunken watching of…” rambling. So. Shut up. It’s still Halloween to me damn it! The RyansDrunk.com tradition that [more…]
Nevermind rthe fact that I’ve got no idea who Solo Sikoa is meant to be competing against at Crown Jewel based on that “featured image” [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Typos. Drunk. Stuffs. Just like last time. But more typos now cause I don’t care as much about this one. BUT… still DO care. [more…]
DISCLAIMER: Hi, hello. Bottom line. I’m actually trying again. Whoops. Whoopsie. Look. Dude. I’m no one. I don’t matter. I should have been unalived years [more…]
DISCLAIMER: I am drunk. But this is one of those rare times where I wanna be as serious as I can. Merhaps there’s going to [more…]
Because I don’y care about how my sentences end. Because I’m a human being. Not a grammar robot. As much as I do enjouy me [more…]
Windham Rotunda was a man that was one year my senior. From everything that I know and have heard of him, he was a creative [more…]
Jesus Christ. It’s been WAY TOO FUCKING LONG since I’ve done someything fun like this, yopu know? No “agenda” No…. I dunno… continuity? Just. Boom. [more…]
